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The Move

November 10, 2009

This past weekend the English center where I work, Oxford English UK Vietnam, moved. We moved from 49 Thai Ha Street to #6 Lane 28, Nguyen Hong Street. If people ask me where that is, I tell them it’s near Kentucky Fried Chicken on Huynh Thuc Khang Street, about 2 minutes from 49 Thai Ha. Same teachers, same Immersion English program, but a new building. I’ve moved a lot in my life, and moving is always crazy – hard work, things break, other things get lost, and muscles you’ve been ignoring for a long time get a painful workout.

I’ve been involved in major business moves twice, and I’ve moved my home … wow … more times than I can count. The biggest move, of course, was from New York to Hanoi, but in that move I left almost everything behind – I just packed one big suitcase, since at that time I hadn’t known I wouldn’t be coming back. I still miss a lot of stuff I left behind in New York, especially my books. I had a huge library of books back in New York, and I miss them. The rest of my stuff – desks, and beds, and chairs, and TVs, – was nothing special. For me, the new place is always more interesting than the old place, and I don’t experience much nostalgia for places I once lived and worked.

Moving, I guess, is a little like giving birth. You slowly watch the empty space you’re soon to be occupying transform as the furniture and the pictures and the computers, and finally the people, all start showing up.

People will ask me why we decided to move the school, and they may even suspect that the move was attached to some kind of hardship for me and worry about me. It’s not necessary; the move was entirely my idea, and not attached to any hardship worse than noise. Yep. Noise. We moved the center because of noise, more than for any other reason.

Many people will likely suspect that part of the reason for the move was the expense of maintaining such a large building on a street that’s as popular as Thai Ha and, of course, that was part of it. The rental rates on Thai Ha Street were quite high, and the building could support 12 classrooms (five of which might be unusable, for reasons I’ll get to in a moment). 12 classrooms means you need 12 full-time teachers (or an army of part-time teachers), and finding 12 highly qualified full-time Americans and Brits, especially those who intend to stay in Hanoi for a long time, is a very difficult challenge. One contributing factor to my decision was the expense then, another the staffing issues, and the third, and main reason … the classrooms I mentioned that might be unusable.

Why unusable? Well, first of all it’s true that Thai Ha Street has man problems – the traffic is horrible, it floods in heavy rains, the power goes out often (especially in the summer), and the traffic also generates quite a bit of noise. In fact, though, none of those things really bothered me. They all seemed a part of life in Hanoi. Especially the floods; I loved the floods. Standing on the first floor, watching the water level rise, wondering how all the students would ever escape – that was good, Thai Ha fun! I’ll never forget one occasion when the street flooded to waist height and none of the Dylans and SHs and other big, expensive, automatic scooters could move. I had to drive a student home through waist-deep water on my unstoppable, amphibious, Future Neo. It was like a scene out of a movie, trying to keep the bike upright as water washed over my legs, wondering when the engine would cut out, and having no idea what kinds of holes or bumps or other deadly objects might be in front of me under all of that dark water. It’s a memory I’ll never forget, but we didn’t move because of the floods or the traffic. We moved because of a different kind of noise.

There are now five different shops adjacent to or facing Oxford English UK’s old building on Thai Ha Street that have placed large speakers out front on the street, and those speakers blast music out into the street … and into our center. The noise was especially bad in my office, which was on the second floor and faced the street. For the first five years I worked for the center, those speakers (and those shops, for the most part) weren’t there. Perhaps their appearance represents progress, but it’s definitely the downside of progress. Now, the noise there can start at any time, and when it does start, it hammers any education-oriented thoughts right out of my brain.

Of course, I reached out to the managers of all of those shops, told them our study and working schedule, asked them to recognize that they had a neighbor – with seniority on the street – whose business was teaching and thus depended on peace and quiet for success. They didn’t care. They believed, rightly or wrongly – it’s not for me to say – that the best way to sell the most laptops and mobile phones was to blast music into the street, so that passing motorbike drivers would turn their heads to see where all the noise was coming from, and notice their shops. They didn’t care that their music might disturb anyone nearby who might be trying to read a book, listen to a CD, or try to learn how to pronounce the word “thistle.”

Thus, the classroom on each floor that faced the street in the Thai Ha building was rendered unusable by the noise. And I found that instead of writing lessons or reading new textbooks and journal articles, I was spending all my time trying to figure out the rhyme and reason behind the noise. At what time would the music start? How loud would it last today? How many shops would play their music at the same time? Who chose the songs they were playing, and why on Earth did they choose such terrible music? Why did they think their actual customers, the ones would actually walk through their front doors, needed to be subjected to a virtual wall of noise before being able to do any shopping? And what about the little old ladies and the newborn babies in the houses nearby? What did they think of “Baby Hit Me One More Time” thundering through their windows? I even considered putting on a ninja-suit and running around cutting the wires to all those speakers and trying to escape before the security guards could catch me. Needless to say, that would not have been an action becoming an English teacher.

I actually set up a fan, pointed at my window, that I would leave on the highest power setting, because I found the droning of the fan blocked some of the noise coming through my window. Of course, visitors often thought I was crazy. I wonder how many of my students thought to themselves, “Stupid American. He doesn’t know a fan should point INTO the room.”

As the time to sign the new rental contract for the building drew nearer (the old contract ended on 31 October), I just couldn’t find the strength to sign a document that would subject me to at least five more years of sonic torture, in an expensive building, where three of the classrooms were impossible to use due to noise. And so, in the end, and rather late given how long such things take to arrange and accomplish, I decided to move.

It may not be the wisest business decision I’ve ever made. After all, Thai Ha Street is a major thoroughfare and Lane 28 of Nguyen Hong Street is a tiny, quiet, little-traveled lane that’s much harder to find. But … it seems to be easier to get to, and less likely to turn into a lake when it rains. And, most importantly, it seems quieter.

We’re doing our best to make the new school better than the old school, with classrooms that are more comfortable, a bigger cafe, and a nicer environment for immersing yourself in English. We’re going to be supporting the Vietnam Environmental Protection fund, contributing to the fight against global warming through charitable contributions, recycling, etc. I think it’s going to be a great place to work and hang out, and since I spend pretty much all of my time at the school that’s a good thing for me, too. Last week, I saw a toad hopping along the street. There are no toads on Thai Ha Street. They all moved away, because of the noise.

In the end, I guess I believe that we will be more successful at the business of teaching English in the new location than we ever were in the old. Only time will tell if I’m right. Still, I think that it’s the teachers and the education program that make a school, far more than its location.

If you happen to live near Nguyen Hong Street, don’t worry. You’ll never wake up at 8 a.m. in the morning, or have your dinner interrupted, by huge speakers blasting the announcement, “Oxford English UK’s Immersion English training is now located at #6 Lane 28, Nguyen Hong Street!” followed by endless repetitions of the earth-shatteringly bad song, “I’m so lucky, lucky, lucky.” I would never do that to you.

I’m sure that there will be times when I miss the old school on Thai Ha Street, especially when a young student unaware of all the factors I discussed here looks up at me and says, “Why did you move? Thai Ha Street is a big, famous street.” Change is never without some pain, but change is also a big part of life. And if my life experience is any proof, then it seems that change is always for the better.

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Google Chrome – Zen in the Art of Surfing

August 15, 2009

Last night I got frustrated with Internet Explorer. It was slow, and getting slower, and there were times when I’d click on links – especially in Yahoo mail – and nothing would happen. A few weeks back I had tried Safari, but it hadn’t seemed much different, and I didn’t like it’s style. It left me unimpressed, so I had gone back to Explorer. Last night, in an effort to fix things, I installed IE 8. The installation took forever (I took a bath in the middle) and when it was finally finished … things were noticeably worse. It was even slower than 7 had been. Then I remembered that Google had a new browser (maybe not so new anymore) called Chrome. Chrome. That’s kind of a cool name, I thought, so off I went to download it.

The first thing I liked was all the promises on the download page that the download and installation would be FAST. It was. It was super fast. No chance for a second bath; it installed in a minute or two. Then I started playing with it.

Google Chrome is sexy. It’s fast, easy to use, efficient, and the way it saves your most visited websites as thumbnails on the load screen is really cool. I spent a while going to one page, closing the browser, and then re-opening the browser just so I could see that webpage waiting for me as a thumbnail. It also smoothly imported all my old favorites and bookmarks. The way it’s tabs function, when you have multiple pages open, is much smoother than IE. It was about 1 a.m. when I finished installing and experimenting with Chrome. I went to bed looking forward to waking up and playing with my new web browser. That’s impressive.

Try Google Chrome. Maybe it will change your life. Or maybe you’ll just have fun playing with your web page thumbnails. Either way, I think it’s worth a try.

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Super-Powered Animals

July 20, 2009

I’m jealous of the writers who come up with great animal/super-power combos. Like this new movie “G-Force.” Guinea Pig – Force. It’s catchy. Super Guinea Pigs. Since Guinea Pigs are the ubiquitous experimental animal, it makes sense (in that super-universe sort of way) that some of them would develop super-powers as a result.

I guess the whole super-powered animal thing started, in a sense, with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It takes a special mind to decide a turtle could be a ninja. Of course, before that, there were plenty of super dogs, including Krypto and Underdog. And there’ve been others. Super-powered rats, kangaroos, space hamsters, and dozens more that, thankfully, escape me at the moment.

So, let’s brainstorm a bit. Maybe the ticket to wealth lies herein:

Alchemically Altered Aikido Aardvarks

Cosmic Chainsaw Chickens

Massive Mutant Mongooses

Daredevil Dolphins with Legs

Killer Karate Kitchen Cockroaches who Cook

Far-Out Fashionable Flying Fish

Experimental Articulate Transgenic Energy Mice (EAT ‘EM!!!)

Laser Totin’ Lizards and the Ladies who Love Them

Zen-Zebras – Because Good vs. Evil is a simple as Black and White

Hmm, maybe it’s not so easy. Still, herein might be my future ticket to wealth and fame. If only I could draw.

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My New TV

July 20, 2009

High Definition television. You know, the fact is, I never knew what this really meant. I’d seen high def screens, plasma or LCD or something, in cafes, in movie theaters, at friends’ houses. But I’d never really paid much attention. I hadn’t given much thought to how much better such a TV might be than my 27” Sony at home. Since moving to Vietnam though, I’ve become an X-Box 360 gamer. On rainy nights, or nights when I just don’t feel like going to the movies or a cafe, I can stay home and relax with some video games. The games look great on my Sony 27” regular old TV. Nonetheless, it was always in the back of my mind that the AV cable for my Xbox 360 ended in six prongs, not three, and that the remaining three prongs were for use only with high definition TVs.

As a result of those extra cables, it’s been in the back of my mind to get an HD TV for a long time. Nonetheless, it always seemed impossible to choose. Flat screen TVs come in many varieties such as LCD, plasma, and who knows what else, plus they come in a staggering price range, from something like 9 million VND all the way up to 150 million VND. It seemed impossible to make a decision. Reading on the Internet, I learned of little more than the fact that I would need a TV that had full HD (not HD ready or no HD) in order to take full advantage of the graphics capabilities of my Xbox 360. Whatever that meant. I mean, the Xbox 360 games already looked fabulous. I was amazed by them. How much better could it possibly get?

Yesterday, I was window-shopping at Vincom Tower here in Hanoi, and noticed there was an LG LCD Full HD TV on sale for about 9 million. I milled around for a few hours, staring at it. I’d been saving up for a new laptop, and I had 9 million I could spend on this TV, if I decided not to eat any Western food or take any trips for … the rest of the year. Late in the day, I made my decision. Buy it. The shop promised they’d have it delivered to my house sometime after 8 p.m. It was sort of an impulse buy, but it was an impulse that had been pulsing for a few months. Why not, right? You only live once. The shop promised to deliver it by around 8 p.m.

At 8:45 I was at home, having dinner, and panicking. No sign of the TV. My roommates Vietnamese friend said, “They’re not gonna bring the TV today. If you get that TV today, I’ll buy you a beer.” I began to despair. But it must’ve been my lucky day, because 5 minutes later, my TV arrived, and someone owed me a beer.

Boldly, I told the delivery guy that I didn’t need any help setting up the TV. Pretending to be young and strong (I’m neither), I carried the TV up the two flights of stairs to my bedroom, which I’d completely redecorated after getting home from Vincom, to create a space for my lovely new LCD TV. Now there were two odd-looking Vietnamese tables in my bedroom, one with my old TV, now opposite the bed, where a friend or girlfriend could sit watching Vietnamese television shows, while opposite my fabulous red couch (also purchased at Vincom for about the same price as the TV, a year earlier) a newly cleared off desk awaited the TV.

Rom brought down a set of tools. Rom is a go-get-‘em kinda guy, and the tools he brought down from his room were sufficient for building a spaceship. I hoped we wouldn’t need them. I used my toe-nail scissors to cut open the box, and Rom helped me pull out the remarkably light and thin TV. Placing it face down on my bed, we attached the stand. Four screws were required, and Rom handled the screwing with a manual screwdriver, while I stood beside him helping by making electric screwdriver noises: Buzzzz. Buzzzzz. Buzzzzz. Moments later, the stand was attached. I lifted the TV and placed it in its new spot. I connected the power supply. I put batteries in the remote control. Then I connected the cables from my Xbox 360 to the TV, noticing that there were no longer six cables, but only three. Oh, yeah, I remembered. My Xbox 360 had gotten the red rings of death and was now in pieces on the floor of Ben’s house. This was a new Xbox 360, and it only had three cables.

I checked the manual, as there were many, many, places I might connect these three cables, and found the place for video game connections. I connected the three cables and turned the TV on. Snow. Static. The TV wanted to search for channels, but my cable for cable television was connected to the older TV. I cancelled out of that menu, grabbed the controller for the Xbox and turned it on.

Ugh. It looked … weird. Going into the settings for the Xbox, I went to the display set-up and told the Xbox I now had an HD TV. It told me I needed HD cables. My cables were at Ben’s house. Thinking quickly, I convinced Rom to get the cables from his Xbox upstairs and trade with me. After all, Rom didn’t have an HD TV, but he did have the six cables I needed.

I turned everything off and switched the cables. Then I noticed that three HD cables on Rom’s cord were blue, green, and red. I found matching blue, green, and red connectors on the TV, and we were ready to go again. I turned everything back on. Wow. The Xbox looked amazing. The picture … unreal. We quickly loaded a game, and we all sat back in awe. It looked … incredible. Moments later, we noticed that there was no sound. Shit.

“That’s Vietnam for you – broken speakers,” Rom said, perhaps happy on some level that my ostentatious plan to have a super-TV had failed. For my part, I had faith in Vietnam, faith in god, faith this TV, and was sure the problem more likely resided in well-known and familiar territory – my own incompetence. I began feverishly reading the manual to see what I’d done wrong. Ten minutes later, I was sure I had done everything right. I decided to connect the cable television to the TV and, sure enough, I had sound. The problem was the Xbox.

Checking the cables again, I was struck by the fact that there were still three cables (the cables I used to use with my old TV) that were not connected. Hmm, I wondered. Did I need to connect them all? I tried it. Sure enough, all three of those HD cables were just for the amazing picture, and I had still needed to connect the other audio cables. Once done, everything worked perfectly.

We sat back to try out some games, and I was amazed. The clarity of the picture was unbelievable. I could read every little character in the subtitles, see every detail on all the robots and monsters and spaceships and longswords and whatnot in every game. I had been playing Xbox 360 games like a man with cataracts. Now my eyes had been opened. The difference was so profound that I not only wanted to play new games but also wanted to play every old game I had again, just to see what it was really supposed to look like.

Rom and I tried some cooperative Halo 3. It was a completely new experience. We could see everything in total detail. Instead of running around shooting at vague enemies and wondering where each other was, we could see each other clearly. We could cover each other, shooting enemies that were closing in, without risk of hitting each other. I threw a hand-grenade and watched gleefully as it hit Rom in the shoulder (I’m bad a throwing grenades) bounced off, hit a wall, and exploded somewhere up near the ceiling. I had been able to watch the entire path of the grenade, whereas on my old TV, when I’d thrown a grenade it had disappeared from sight as soon as it left my hand and I’d had to wait for the explosion to have any idea where I’d thrown it. Amazing.

I suppose this isn’t news to most people. However, if you’ve been playing PS3 games or Xbox 360 games on a regular television, go buy a full HD TV now. You haven’t seen anything yet. It really is an amazing experience.

This week I’ve got a bunch of new classes to worry about, so the LCD TV and the Xbox will have to rest until next weekend. But next weekend is going to be a gaming extravaganza. I can’t wait. I love my new TV.

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A Conversation in Hanoi

July 9, 2009

July 8, 2009

9 a.m.

 

“Hi, I’m sorry, the WIFI doesn’t seem to be working today.”

            “It’s not?  Really?”

            “Yeah, I can’t get online.  Can you check it for me?  Turn off the modem and turn it back on, maybe.”

            “Yes, sure, OK.”

 

July 8, 2009

9:10 a.m.

 

            “Excuse me, hi, yeah, it’s still not working.”

            “Really?  I turned it off and on.”

            “Hmm. Well, it’s still not working.  Maybe you can call someone.”

            “Yes, we called already.  They are fixing it.”

            “Uh … oh.  I see.  Ahem.  When will it be fixed.”

            “Yes, please forgive me.  It will be fixed tomorrow.”

            “Are you sure?”

            “Yes, I’m sure.”

            “OK, because I have to work online in the mornings, so I really need the WIFI.”

            “Yes, you come back tomorrow.  It will be fixed.”

            “For sure?”

            “Yes, for sure.”

 

July 9, 2009

9:00 a.m.

 

            “Hi.  Excuse me.  Yeah, hi.  You told me the WIFI would be fixed today, but it’s still not working.”

            “Really?”

            “Yes.  I can’t connect.”

            “OK, I will call someone to fix it.”

            “Yesterday, you told me they were fixing it, and that today it would be OK.”

            “Yeah, I also think today it will be OK.”

            “But it’s not.”

            “OK, I’ll call someone to fix it.”